Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars
Survived the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding
Stood still for a minute of silence at The Memorial
Honked your horn 500 times, then honked your horn 500 more
Died 360 times
Revolved over 53,596 times
Aggressively warned a dozen pedestrians with the Traffic Coner
Purchased a pet eagle
Completed your first eSports Speedrun Challenge
Got a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team
In "Ball Bouncers", bounced the ball at least 12 times
Unlocked the Pickup Finder
In "Run Like Crazy", got 150 yards away
In "Death from Above", survived for 30 seconds
In "Limocide", took out 50 pedestrians
In "Farming Simulator 1977", completed your farming in under 40 seconds
In "Destruction Derby", took out 8 cars
In "The Great Hunt", found 6 regions
Viewed the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
Purchased some property
Purchased something from The Chrome Dome
Reached a 35x multiplier
Unlocked the Reverser Wheel
Collected every Cash Stash
Accomplished every Sick Jump
Collected every star in a single ride
Discovered all of the horns
Purchased every hat and paint job
Collected every star in every ride
Purchased every property
Reached 100% completion on a mission
Reached 100% completion for the entire game
Completed an eSports Speedrun without exploding
Unlocked the Traffic Coner
Drove the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing
Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer
Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box
Followed a lady into the big smoke
Made a huge mistake
Drove straight for Beth
